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Full-Length Play, Comedy / 4w, 4m
Billy Van Zandt, Jane Milmore
by Billy Van Zandt and Jane Milmore
"A bright play that should not be missed." - Asbury Park Press
The Buckle brothers, Billy and Tom, are in big trouble: Tom's infallible eye for slow horses has drained away all of Billy's savings and he has borrowed from loan shark Pizza Face Petrillo, who now wants his money back or else! There's plenty of money in grandfather Buckle's will, but these two black sheep are pretty sure they'll never see any of that. What else to do but dress Billy up as a nun and have him pose as their cousin who is to inherit the entire fortune?
"A winner! A bright play that should not be missed." - Asbury Park Press
“A side-splitting good time!” - The Brunswick News
“This show is hilarious! It's brilliant!" - The Enquirer
“’Lie, Cheat... offers puns pratfalls and fun!... Gag after gag! spans French farce’s broad physical humor and elements of a well-made play without neglecting clever dialogue. A show worth pawning your dog to see!” - The Daily Register
Billy Van Zandt and his writing partner, the late Jane Milmore, are two of the most often produced playwrights in the world. Together for 46 years, they wrote and starred in 23 plays together, including the international hit comedy You’ve Got Hate Mail; off-Broadway’s tribute ...